Saturday 5 August 2017

Spider-Man Movies Highs and Lows

It's been a while since I did a high-low list. Well since this series has now had its sixth film – and third re-imagining – I think now would be a good time to take a look at the best and worst of the Spider-Man movies. And unlike the other high-low lists I've done, this one is after the new film's release so expect to see elements from Spider-Man: Homecoming here. Enjoy!

Best Movie: Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Worst Movie: Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
Funniest Movie: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Best Spider-Man Actor: Andrew Garfield (ASM, ASM2)
Best Peter Parker Actor: Tobey Maguire (SM, SM2, SM3)
Best Villain: Green Goblin (Spider-Man, 2002)
Most Disappointing Villain: Venom (Spider-Man 3, 2007)
Worst Villain: Rhino (ASM2)
Worst Main Villain: Lizard (Amazing Spider-Man, 2012)
Best Villain Introduction/Origin: Sandman (SM3)
Best-Acted Villain: Michael Keaton as the Vulture (SMH)
Best Love Interest: Either Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy. Too close to call. Sorry.
Worst Love Interest: Liz (SMH)
Best Aunt May: Rosemary Harris (SM, SM2, SM3)
Least Interesting Aunt May: Marisa Tomei (SMH)
Best Uncle Ben: Cliff Robertson (SM)
Best Side Character: J. Jonah Jameson (SM, SM2, SM3)
Most Puzzling Choice of Actor: Topher Grace as Eddie Brock/Venom (SM3)
Most Out-of-Nowhere Character: Bernard, Harry's butler (SM3)
Best Special Effects: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Worst Special Effects: Spider-Man
Best Action Scene: Spider-Man vs. Dr. Octopus (SM2)
Most Brutal Death: Green Goblin (SM)
Best Characterization of New York City, for better or worse: Spider-Man
Silliest Moment: Peter dancing at the nightclub (SM3)
Stupidest Moment: Reporter chick commentating the final fight scene (SM3)
Worst U.S. Flag Moment: Spider-Man 3
Movie Whose High School Characters Actually Look Like They Belong in High School: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Best Spider-Man Costume: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Worst Costume: Green Goblin (SM)
Best Musical Score: Spider-Man
Best Stan Lee Cameo: Amazing Spider-Man
Best Bruce Campbell Cameo: Spider-Man 2
Most Accurate Portrayal of Web Shooters: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Most Easter Eggs/Name Drops: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Most Shameful Sequel-baiting: Amazing Spider-Man 2

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